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Witty Quotes by Charles M. Schulz
- I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more…
- Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
- Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
- You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
- That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
- There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
- There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
More Witty Quotes
- Under every stone lurks a politician. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen
- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead