Witty Quotes
- Criticism is prejudice made plausible. — H. L. Mencken
- The cynics are right nine times out of ten. — H. L. Mencken
- Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. — Karl A. Menninger
- A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power. — George Meredith
- The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music. Bodies never lie. — Agnes de Mille
- There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. — Dennis Miller
- In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance. — Henry Miller
- How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. — Spike Milligan
- I can speak Esperanto like a native. — Spike Milligan
- Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject. — A A Milne
- If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. — Marilyn Monroe
- I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. — Dylan Moran
- We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. — Alanis Morissette
- A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. — Christopher Morley
- I like marriage. The idea. — Toni Morrison
- Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. — Toni Morrison
- Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. — Lewis Mumford
- A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. — Hector Hugh Munro
- My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. — Mike Myers
- A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for… — George Jean Nathan