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Witty Quotes by Albert Einstein
- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an…
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
- It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion.
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
- You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
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