Witty Quotes
2578 quotes by 687 authors
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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There are no facts, only interpretations.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Woman was God's second mistake.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
— Anais Nin
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In the television age, the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose.
— Richard M. Nixon
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Never fight an inanimate object.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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If it doesn't sell, it isn't creative.
— David Ogilvy
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
— Aristotle Onassis
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
— Robert Orben
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
— Robert Orben
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
— Robert Orben
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
— Robert Orben
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
— Robert Orben
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Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
— George Orwell
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If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
— Marie Osmond
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