Witty Quotes

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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. — Jason Kidd
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and… — Florence King
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. — Barbara Kingsolver
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. — Rudyard Kipling
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. — Rudyard Kipling
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. — Henry A. Kissinger
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. — Henry A. Kissinger
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. — Henry A. Kissinger
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. — Henry A. Kissinger
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the… — Charles Krauthammer
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. — Irving Kristol
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. — Charles Lamb
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. — Ann Landers
You're only as good as your last haircut. — Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. — Fran Lebowitz
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to… — Fran Lebowitz
Polite conversation is rarely either. — Fran Lebowitz
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. — Jay Leno
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. — David Letterman

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