Witty Quotes
- I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. — Ernest Hemingway
- Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. — Katharine Hepburn
- Enemies are so stimulating. — Katharine Hepburn
- Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. — Oliver Herford
- Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge. — Abraham Joshua Heschel
- Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. — Alfred Hitchcock
- We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. — Kin Hubbard
- Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they… — Thomas Hobbes
- The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. — Dustin Hoffman
- All men are equal before fish. — Herbert Hoover
- I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed… — J. Edgar Hoover
- I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. — Bob Hope
- A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. — Bob Hope
- A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. — Bob Hope
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. — Bob Hope
- Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it… — Elbert Hubbard
- No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. — Kin Hubbard
- Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. — Victor Hugo
- An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. — Aldous Huxley
- Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. — Thomas Huxley