Witty Quotes
- I read part of it all the way through. — Samuel Goldwyn
- Let's have some new cliches. — Samuel Goldwyn
- A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. — Samuel Goldwyn
- I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years. — Samuel Goldwyn
- Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting. — Samuel Goldwyn
- Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. — Samuel Goldwyn
- It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities. — Samuel Goldwyn
- Modern dancing is old fashioned. — Samuel Goldwyn
- Our comedies are not to be laughed at. — Samuel Goldwyn
- That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg. — Samuel Goldwyn
- A zebra does not change its spots. — Al Gore
- There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. — Kenneth Grahame
- When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. — Matt Groening
- Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? — Matt Groening
- Silence is argument carried out by other means. — Che Guevara
- Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups. — Cathy Guisewite
- Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. — Cathy Guisewite
- Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. — William Congreve
- My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. — Billy Connolly
- I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. — Billy Connolly