Witty Quotes

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Well, well, perhaps I am a bit of a talker. A popular fellow such as I am -- my friends get round me -- we… — Kenneth Grahame
The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards… — Soren Kierkegaard
I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one of my jokes.… — Rebecca De Mornay
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard. — Steven Moffat
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels. — Denise Mina
It's that same quality I've been talking about. It's neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not cynical, it can't… — Gerhard Richter
John F. Kennedy brought style and charisma to the White House and a first family that captivated the country: a handsome, witty president, an elegant… — Kitty Kelley
Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described… — Sophie Kinsella
I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. — Rob Brydon
I feel like there's an obsession with pace right now in theater, with things being very fast and very witty and very loud, and I… — Annie Baker
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. — Dan Castellaneta
I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read… — Roman Coppola
Zimbabweans are so smart and witty and able to weave together tons of situations and experiences into terminologies that are just utterly original. — Danai Gurira
Quotation... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or… — Henry Watson Fowler
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be… — Woody Allen
I'm hopefully touring with Colin Baker next year in Perfect Strangers. I have performed with Sylvia Simms in poetry and music evenings. I would love… — Louise Jameson
I think aboutÂ Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got theÂ HGHÂ injection inÂ Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and… — Michael Bennet
Never moon a werewolf. — Mike Binder
I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman. — Josh Dallas
In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn't come over. I've tried writing in English, just for me,… — Unknown Author

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