Witty Quotes

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Today there are millions of people making stuff and putting it into the world: that's become part of our identity and it shouldn't be limited… — David Karp
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.… — Matt Groening
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures. — Thomas Carlyle
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. — Robyn Carr
A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving in opposite directions,… — Mary Jo Putney
Spread the glad tidings that it will not disappoint Miss Heyer's many admirers. Judging from the letters I've received from obviously feeble-minded persons who do… — Georgette Heyer
Clever, witty and absorbing, Amortality is a much-needed anatomy of our profound malaise about ageing. Its charms will never fade. — David Baddiel
Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me. — Jessi Klein
Music has shaped menâ€™s fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who… — Hedi Slimane
I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. — Esha Gupta
If I indulge myself and surrender to memory, I can still feel the knot of excitement that gripped me as I turned the corner into… — Duane Michals
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. — Antoine Rivarol
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran
Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery — Leonardo DiCaprio
One of the less vaunted joys of Austen is that she is one of the greatest writers in the English language who also happened to… — Unknown Author
The term "rational" and its variants (rationality, rationalism) are used in a lot of contexts in economic debate, both positively and negatively, but nearly always… — John Quiggin
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. — Ogden Nash
It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's… — Caroline Dhavernas
I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned… — William Shakespeare
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner… — Mark Twain

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