Witty Quotes
- Girls become so ugly when they know they're pretty — Nikhil Saluja
- Relationship Status: Shaved. Just in case. — Nikhil Saluja
- Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed. — Nikhil Saluja
- To me, drink responsibly means don't spill it. — Nikhil Saluja
- A man hit me once. I was the last baby he ever delivered. — Nikhil Saluja
- Steps into shower. Then turns the water on. — Nikhil Saluja
- Think the editable and edit the thinkable. — Nikhil Saluja
- You have an Instagram talent! - No one — Nikhil Saluja
- I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
- They say treat people the way you like to be treated. I say retweet people the way they retweet you!. — Nikhil Saluja
- When life gives you a rainy day, play in the puddles... — Nikhil Saluja
- When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm busy at work,… — Nikhil Saluja
- For all the young girls getting tattoos, Remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get older! — Nikhil Saluja
- Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work! — Nishan Panwar
- If you're talking about me behind my back you're in a pretty good position to kiss my ass! — Ritu Ghatourey
- Talking louder does not make you any less world.. — Ritu Ghatourey
- Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So said by the idiot who can't understand it. — Ramandeep Singh
- Sometimes its not good to be so nice:( u get no respect — Punkinhead Abhishek