Witty Quotes
- With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja
- Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot. — Nikhil Saluja
- 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them... — Nikhil Saluja
- Hit by a truck. Driver died on impact. — Nikhil Saluja
- Feelings? I can feel my fist on your face. — Nikhil Saluja
- Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while! — Nikhil Saluja
- Cuts onion. Onion cries. — Nikhil Saluja
- Personality? You mean her tits? — Nikhil Saluja
- I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years — Nikhil Saluja
- Of course I'm eating a ciggarete. The sign says no smoking. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot and they don't… — Nikhil Saluja
- If I kill your parents, you'll be a superhero in future. — Nikhil Saluja
- Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you're not a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja
- Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me. — Nikhil Saluja
- Plagiarism is a warm gun. — Nikhil Saluja
- Had a near-life experience. — Nikhil Saluja
- The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%....per boob. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've never felt this way about anyone before. - Every girl, literally every time they like a guy — Nikhil Saluja