Witty Quotes

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Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry. — Nikhil Saluja
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
Smoked a cigarette. Cigarette got cancer. — Nikhil Saluja
Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate it when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see! — Nikhil Saluja
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja
Oh you're the type of girl that uses your personality as birth control. — Nikhil Saluja
Moving on is really hard ! — Nikhil Saluja
I mention someone, get no replyback, and I'm left feeling like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards her. — Nikhil Saluja
I lost her at stop telling me about your funny tweets — Nikhil Saluja
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved. — Nikhil Saluja
Relationships can end, if you stop doing what you did at the beginning. — Nikhil Saluja
I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts. — Nikhil Saluja
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja
Never be afraid to take some chances. That's how you grow. — Nikhil Saluja
Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm glad she believes… — Nikhil Saluja
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja
I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah — Nikhil Saluja

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