Witty Quotes
- The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I pee. — Nikhil Saluja
- Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems? — Nikhil Saluja
- Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it! — Nikhil Saluja
- Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. — Nikhil Saluja
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. — Nikhil Saluja
- Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. — Nikhil Saluja
- Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. — Nikhil Saluja
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja
- My condolences on all the small talk you must endure because of your desk's proximity to the elevator. — Nikhil Saluja
- Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug. — Nikhil Saluja
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. — Nikhil Saluja
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. — Nikhil Saluja
- Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. — Nikhil Saluja
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves. — Nikhil Saluja
- God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers. — Nikhil Saluja
- If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!! That's the power of Smile !! — Nikhil Saluja
- Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...... Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja
- 'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody -- But..! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it! — Nikhil Saluja