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Witty Quotes by Will Rogers
- The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
- I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
- If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
- Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
- Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
- If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
- I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
- I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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