Witty Quotes
- CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja
- COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. — Nikhil Saluja
- DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. — Nikhil Saluja
- EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. — Nikhil Saluja
- HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. — Nikhil Saluja
- INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. — Nikhil Saluja
- RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn. — Nikhil Saluja
- SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. — Nikhil Saluja
- Clones are people, two. — Nikhil Saluja
- SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. — Nikhil Saluja
- TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. — Nikhil Saluja
- TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. — Nikhil Saluja
- God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? — Nikhil Saluja
- To understand paranoid people better, follow them around. — Nikhil Saluja
- There's no such thing as non-existence. — Nikhil Saluja
- Love is a dream, marriage an alarm clock. — Nikhil Saluja
- Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja
- YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. — Nikhil Saluja
- WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja
- Money talks. And it usually says goodbye. — Nikhil Saluja