Witty Quotes
- Sandpaper? You mean toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja
- Cigarettes are by far the BIGGEST turn-off. — Nikhil Saluja
- If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure. — Nikhil Saluja
- When you have a bunch of cash in your wallet, you'll buy anything. But the last 10$ can last an entire week.. — Nikhil Saluja
- Napkin? I have two, They're called sleeves. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no… — Nikhil Saluja
- A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja
- Justin Beiber? Uh No! Never heard of her. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm not sure how I feel about these feelings things. — Nikhil Saluja
- Let me introduce you to my fists. Logic and reasoning. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you can't change the woman, CHANGE THE WOMAN! — Nikhil Saluja
- That little pissed off feeling you get when a girl calls you cute. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? — Nikhil Saluja
- Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that is where I hang them. — Nikhil Saluja
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. — Nikhil Saluja
- Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. — Nikhil Saluja
- Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. — Nikhil Saluja
- You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. — Nikhil Saluja