Witty Quotes
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. — Nikhil Saluja
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. — Nikhil Saluja
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1? — Nikhil Saluja
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses. — Nikhil Saluja
- Oh I get it... like humor... but different. — Nikhil Saluja
- God Somebody loves us, too -- God Himself. We have been created to love and to be loved. — Nikhil Saluja
- God : We are all pencils in the hand of God. — Nikhil Saluja
- Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God for greater things;… — Nikhil Saluja
- Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish. — Nikhil Saluja
- Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja
- Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja
- Don't fall for lines like, God protects his servants in the clergy from harm. — Nikhil Saluja
- The bandage was wound around the wound. — Nikhil Saluja
- Maybe there won't be stars, maybe there won't be retweets, but by God there'll be slying! — Nikhil Saluja
- Dear xams.. sorry to say this but we dont get along qte well..! the more closer u cum the more am pissed off...n to b… — Allarefake
- If I'm not back in five minutes ... just wait longer. — Nikhil Saluja
- I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
- I once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green. — Nikhil Saluja
- Knowledge isn't power, cleavage is. — Nikhil Saluja
- I can Kill two stones. With one bird. — Nikhil Saluja