Witty Quotes
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. — Nikhil Saluja
- I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. — Nikhil Saluja
- Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms? — Nikhil Saluja
- I just reported spam someone for having a bad haircut. — Nikhil Saluja
- Writing a tweet is not like impressing someone. Don't try too hard. — Nikhil Saluja
- While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely. — Nikhil Saluja
- Pray like it all depends on God, Work like it all depends on you..! — Nikhil Saluja
- Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. — Nikhil Saluja
- He could lead if he would get the lead out. — Nikhil Saluja
- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. — Nikhil Saluja
- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja
- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. — Nikhil Saluja
- Get excited! Today is the first day of the rest of your week. — Nikhil Saluja
- A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know. — Nikhil Saluja
- First Aid Kit? You mean Duct Tape. — Nikhil Saluja
- Grammatically correct chicks are way hotter. — Nikhil Saluja
- 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters. — Nikhil Saluja
- If cheerleading is a sport then so is beer pong. — Nikhil Saluja