Witty Quotes
- A girl lets you watch porn. The woman helps you make up. — Nikhil Saluja
- NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja
- The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja
- I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja
- Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. — Nikhil Saluja
- BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja
- When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja
- Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja
- Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja
- If I were a girl, I'd despair . The suppy of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. — Nikhil Saluja
- The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja
- The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja
- I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja
- You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja
- In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja
- Absence makes the heart go yonder. — Nikhil Saluja
- When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja
- My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it. — Nikhil Saluja
- I just made this girl's day by blocking her on twitter. — Nikhil Saluja