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Sex with different partners - Go compare — Nikhil Saluja
Sex with a lady boy - Confused.com — Nikhil Saluja
Sex with anthropomorphs - compare the market — Nikhil Saluja
Sex that goes on for ever - Saga — Nikhil Saluja
Sex whilst wearing two condoms - Prudential — Nikhil Saluja
Gangbang sex - co-operative — Nikhil Saluja
Sex on tour - Nationwide — Nikhil Saluja
Caught having sex - Swift Cover — Nikhil Saluja
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. — Nikhil Saluja
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to… — Nikhil Saluja
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society… — Nikhil Saluja
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at… — Nikhil Saluja
You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing! — Nikhil Saluja
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running,… — Nikhil Saluja
Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. — Nikhil Saluja
Extended warranty? How can I lose? — Nikhil Saluja
Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here! — Nikhil Saluja
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this… — Nikhil Saluja

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