Witty Quotes

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True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning. — Nikhil Saluja
I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. — Nikhil Saluja
True love is just like rain; it touches us all. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. — Nikhil Saluja
A part of us remains where ever we have been. — Nikhil Saluja
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja
Wait for the one you love. Not the one who found you first. — Nikhil Saluja
If you love someone, Don't fuck someone else. — Nikhil Saluja
If you want a Romeo start acting like a Juliet. — Nikhil Saluja
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja
We love because it is the only true adventure — Nikhil Saluja
The Eskimo has fifty two names for snow because it is important to them, there ought to be as many for love. — Nikhil Saluja
There is nothing like love in this world unless you experience it. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja

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