Witty Quotes
- A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja
- The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology. — Nikhil Saluja
- When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. — Nikhil Saluja
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. — Nikhil Saluja
- There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja
- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja
- Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja
- A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja
- Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja
- It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer. — Nikhil Saluja
- I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja
- My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. — Nikhil Saluja
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. — Nikhil Saluja
- She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun. — Nikhil Saluja
- You don't get to choose, You just fall. — Nikhil Saluja
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge. — Nikhil Saluja