Witty Quotes
- I am sure the devil is hot as hell. — Nikhil Saluja
- Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping. — Nikhil Saluja
- This Is The Beginning Of A New Day! You Have Been Given This Day To Use As You Will! — Nikhil Saluja
- You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of Your Life For… — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of… — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never… — Nikhil Saluja
- I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja
- Laughing stock is really cattle with a sense of humor. — Nikhil Saluja
- One of my coworkers has an annoying habit, He works! Makes me look bad. — Nikhil Saluja
- A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja
- Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja