Witty Quotes
- Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja
- Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place Naughty girls have… — Nikhil Saluja
- Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra — Nikhil Saluja
- Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. — Nikhil Saluja
- Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.… — Nikhil Saluja
- I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. — Nikhil Saluja
- What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? — Nikhil Saluja
- They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. — Nikhil Saluja
- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto… — Nikhil Saluja
- The speed of time is one second per second. — Nikhil Saluja
- Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. — Nikhil Saluja
- It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. — Nikhil Saluja
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. — Nikhil Saluja
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. — Nikhil Saluja
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. — Nikhil Saluja
- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. — Nikhil Saluja
- If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less — Nikhil Saluja
- If A Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charming If A Boy Talks Sweetly He Is A Flirt — Nikhil Saluja
- If A Girl Is Shopping She Is Trendy If A Boy Is Shopping He Is Wasting Money — Nikhil Saluja
- If A Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude — Nikhil Saluja