Witty Quotes
- If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. ! — Nikhil Saluja
- To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. — Nikhil Saluja
- I doubt, therefore I might be. — Nikhil Saluja
- The funny thing about Twitter is you can subtweet one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja
- One girl's Ewww is another girl's way to get followers. — Nikhil Saluja
- Thinking out loud should be banned. — Nikhil Saluja
- I started off my morning on the wrong foot. — Nikhil Saluja
- I just want someone to compliment my new underwear. Ugh, its so hard being a salesman in this day and age. — Nikhil Saluja
- Don't get shock if I unfollow you. It was completely your fault (for thinking I am different). — Nikhil Saluja
- Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight. — Nikhil Saluja
- I once dated a woman who owned a dog. The thing would never shut the fuck up. The dog was cool though. — Nikhil Saluja
- I like the face a girl makes, when another girl she hates shows up on her Twitter timeline. — Nikhil Saluja
- Oxymoron: She's Smart. — Nikhil Saluja
- Oxymoron: Funny Female — Nikhil Saluja
- Oxymoron: Silent Woman. — Nikhil Saluja
- I miss the days where I starred you and you retweeted me. — Nikhil Saluja
- Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja
- You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja
- Your manhood is not a license. Her curves are not an excuse. Challenge the stereotype. — Nikhil Saluja