Witty Quotes
- At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs... — Nikhil Saluja
- Whenever a girl says she's fine sleep with one eye open. — Nikhil Saluja
- A Girl will fake an orgasm. The woman won't stop until it's real. — Nikhil Saluja
- ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there. — Nikhil Saluja
- A woman will watch the game with you. The perfect woman will watch it on top of you. — Nikhil Saluja
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. — Nikhil Saluja
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. — Nikhil Saluja
- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. — Nikhil Saluja
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. — Nikhil Saluja
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you are an asshole, we can be best Friends. — Nikhil Saluja
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. — Nikhil Saluja
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' — Nikhil Saluja
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. — Nikhil Saluja
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' — Nikhil Saluja
- The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. — Nikhil Saluja
- The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja
- A backward poet writes inverse. — Nikhil Saluja
- In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. — Nikhil Saluja