Witty Quotes

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A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending. — Nikhil Saluja
Winning isn't everything. Getting blowjobs from women are. — Nikhil Saluja
I love tanks. She love tank tops. — Nikhil Saluja
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark. — Nikhil Saluja
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. — Nikhil Saluja
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja
Life: One word is enough. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja
A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired. — Nikhil Saluja
A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat. — Nikhil Saluja
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja

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