Witty Quotes
- A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months. — Nikhil Saluja
- A will is a . . . dead giveaway. — Nikhil Saluja
- Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. — Nikhil Saluja
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. — Nikhil Saluja
- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja
- I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. — Nikhil Saluja
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. — Nikhil Saluja
- A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. — Nikhil Saluja
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No… — Nikhil Saluja
- Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja
- A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts. — Nikhil Saluja
- Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts. — Nikhil Saluja
- God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja
- I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja