"Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts." — Nikhil Saluja

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• The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit. — Avicenna
• Writers like teeth are divided into incisors and grinders. — Walter Bagehot
• The orthodox believers in God are divided into two camps, one of which maintains that the existence of God is… — Annie Besant
• United we stand, divided we fall. — Aesop
• Maybe it is the media that has us divided. — Laura Bush
• People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us… — Jonathan Carroll
• I remember coming to this college in the 1960s as a new legislator when a road divided the campus -… — Michael N. Castle
• It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones… — Woody Allen
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. — Woody Allen
• The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
• The world will very soon be divided, unless I am mistaken, into those who still go on explaining our success,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
• We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!'Let's fight… — Donald Trump

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