Witty Quotes

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It's so fucking sexist to assume that women have vaginas. — Nikhil Saluja
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. — Nikhil Saluja
One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me. — Nikhil Saluja
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? — Nikhil Saluja
It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me. — Nikhil Saluja
Earth is full. Go home. — Nikhil Saluja
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. — Nikhil Saluja
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you! — Nikhil Saluja
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? — Nikhil Saluja
You look like shit. Is that the style now? — Nikhil Saluja
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. — Nikhil Saluja
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV! — Nikhil Saluja
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. — Nikhil Saluja
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja
Save me, Jeebus! — Nikhil Saluja
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car! — Nikhil Saluja
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja

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