Witty Quotes
- Atom Bomb: The invention to end all other inventions. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't have a twitter account. A twitter account have me. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you think you are refined ; you are finished. — Ashwani Kumar Ojha
- Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja
- Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm good looking, right? -Everyone — Nikhil Saluja
- Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja
- The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find… — Nikhil Saluja
- Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja
- Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja
- Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja
- Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja
- Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja
- Why do dogs love their daily walks? They get to check their p-mail! — Nikhil Saluja
- Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja
- Hope you're not allergic to nuts. Cause I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat. — Nikhil Saluja
- Did It Hurt?... When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? — Nikhil Saluja
- A fart is a wish your butt make. — Nikhil Saluja
- Ahhh...I see the know-it-all fairy has visited us again. — Nikhil Saluja
- I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. — Nikhil Saluja