Witty Quotes
- People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
- Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- Those girls who think every guy wants them.... NO. — Nikhil Saluja
- It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja
- A woman is as faithful as her options. — Nikhil Saluja
- The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja
- My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja
- Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja
- My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
- What the fuck do you want from me? is the new hello. — Nikhil Saluja
- When I am Not Working, I am Networking! — Nikhil Saluja
- School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja
- Tears: The hydrolic force that women use to defeat men. — Nikhil Saluja
- Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja
- Father: The banker nature gave children. — Nikhil Saluja
- Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja
- Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja
- Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja
- Mosquito: The only insect that makes you prefer flies. — Nikhil Saluja
- Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja