Witty Quotes

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When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different. — Nikhil Saluja
The only real way to differentiate yourself from the competition is through service. — Nikhil Saluja
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja
Never lend a book to someone who don't know how to read, never give your heart to someone that don't know how to love. — Nikhil Saluja
Lost in words, hidden in lies, memories forgotten, silent goodbyes. — Nikhil Saluja
My heart is broken into a million pieces. — Nikhil Saluja
I miss you when I'm not with you. When I'm not with you all I do is think about you. When I think about you… — Nikhil Saluja
Now I'm living in the past with all these regrets. — Nikhil Saluja
It's normal to feel the way you do right now but trust me, it will get better. Good luck, be strong. — Nikhil Saluja
I feel like I understand you. — Nikhil Saluja
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things will improve. — Nikhil Saluja
In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you to make. — Nikhil Saluja
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja
Looking at all the chances I was too afraid to take and the people I was too scared to admit my feelings to. — Nikhil Saluja
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja
I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I killed her. Happy… — Nikhil Saluja
Quickies...the best excuse for premature ejaculation ever. — Nikhil Saluja
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Nikhil Saluja
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you are wearing something… — Nikhil Saluja
If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja

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