Witty Quotes

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Trying is the first step toward failure. — Homer
Critchley and Websterâ€™s fierce, witty exploration of Hamlet makes most other writing about Shakespeare seem simpleminded. — Hari Kunzru
The more learned and witty you bee, the more fit to act for Satan will you bee. — John Cotton
She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love… — William Shakespeare
A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string. — George D. Prentice
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. — Kingsley Amis
Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. — Thomas More
People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them: How do… — Dick Cheney
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. — Bernard Manning
I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything — Shahrukh Khan
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are. — Unknown Author
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. — Barbara Cartland
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. — Unknown Author
Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James) — Nora Barnacle
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of… — Plato
Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life. — Ashish Chauhan
Hip hop is expression..our roots and culture..Its your duty to contribute uniqueness to this artform. Desire of bringing somethin new, improved, witty and soul touching… — Unknown Author
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty. — Pharoahe Monch
Politics make me sick — William Howard Taft
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. — Jelly Roll Morton

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