Witty Quotes

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Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman." — Patricia Schroeder
I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are… — Dinah Shore
It doesn't matter where we begin the personal/political circle, but it matters desperately that we complete it. — Gloria Steinem
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining. — Lily Tomlin
Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure. — Faye Wattleton
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. — Virginia Woolf
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate — Eric Idle
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back — Will Rogers
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed — Irvin S. Cobb
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood — Fred Thompson
Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are… — Mark Twain
When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us — Barack Obama
Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will… — Barack Obama
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties — Bob Hope
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party — Winston Churchill
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made — Dan Quayle
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going… — Franklin P. Adams
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember — Abraham Lincoln
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. — Andy Borowitz
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. — Dave Barry

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