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I've no idea where ideas come from and I hope I never find out; it would spoil the excitement for me if it turned out… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Part of what makes a language 'alive' is its constant evolution. I would hate to think Britain would ever emulate France, where they actually have… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I don't think there's any harm at all in allowing a kid to fantasize. In fact, I think to stop people from fantasizing is a… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
If it's a good book, anyone will read it. I'm totally unashamed about still reading things I loved in my childhood. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Yes, there are parallels. The difference is that I just look at [my son] David and think that he's absolutely perfect, whereas you look at… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
It is one of the most hauntingly beautiful places in the world, the history is fascinating, the men are handsome and the whisky is delicious.… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I definitely know that-that love is the most powerful thing of all and I remember thinking that-God, I'm about to make myself cry but, I… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Yet as I cast my eye over the whole course of science I behold instances of false science, even more pretentious and popular than that… — Arthur Lynch
A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am. — Edmond Rostand
If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon. — Scott Fahlman
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And… — Rich Hall
Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day. — Confucius
Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Henny Youngman
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. — Milton Berle
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago. — Robert A. Heinlein
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. — Mark Twain
I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light. — Woody Allen

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