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There are a lot of great technicians in advertising. And unfortunately they talk the best game. They know all the rules ... but there's one… — William Bernbach
People don't buy from clowns. — Claude C. Hopkins
Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself… — Douglas Adams
Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby... — Shahrukh Khan
I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh" — Shahrukh Khan
Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too. — Shahrukh Khan
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor — Shahrukh Khan
I am like a Rolls- Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation — Shahrukh Khan
If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age — Shahrukh Khan
If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards — Shahrukh Khan
When will you start asking different questions? Better questions? — Shahrukh Khan
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. — Shahrukh Khan
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar
A business must have a conscience as well as a counting house. — Unknown Author
When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia. — Tony Benn
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. — Les Dawson
No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The devil's most devilish when respectable. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Faced with having to change our views or prove that there is no need to do so, most of us immediately get busy on the… — John Kenneth Galbraith
A fool and his words are soon parted. — William Shenstone

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