Witty Quotes

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Science should be on tap, not on top. — Winston Churchill
Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally. — Katharine Whitehorn
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented… — Henry Fielding
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. — Truman Capote
Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval. — Unknown Author
Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand. — Unknown Author
Pornography is in the loin of the beholder. — Unknown Author
Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities. — Oscar Wilde
I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with… — Frank A. Clark
The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't. — Ernest Rutherford
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who… — Maya Angelou
Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another. — Margaret Atwood
Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the… — Joycelyn Elders
What matters most is that we learn from living. — Doris Lessing
It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Laughter not only makes the journey endurable and even enjoyable, it also helps keep us healthy.... Be like a child: learn to laugh more! — Joyce Meyer
There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life... Life should be celebrated! — Joyce Meyer
You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life... It's better to be positive and wrong… — Joyce Meyer
Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers. — Helen Prejean
Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are. — Eleanor Roosevelt

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