Witty Quotes

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Every time a message seems to grab us, and we think, 'I just might try it,' we are at the nexus of choice and persuasion… — Andrew Hacker
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this? — Jerry Seinfeld
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward,… — Robert Pattinson
A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart. — Terry Carr
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne
Gentlemen, include me out. — Samuel Goldwyn
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot. — Samuel Goldwyn
They stayed away in droves. — Samuel Goldwyn
Don't improve it into a flop! — Samuel Goldwyn
Tell them to stand closer apart. — Samuel Goldwyn
You fail to overlook the crucial point. — Samuel Goldwyn
In two words, impossible. — Samuel Goldwyn
True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes, and I won't… — Samuel Goldwyn
I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it. — Samuel Goldwyn
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale. — Samuel Goldwyn
I paid too much for it, but it's worth it. — Samuel Goldwyn
"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point." — Samuel Goldwyn
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures. — Samuel Goldwyn
We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir. — Samuel Goldwyn
I have been laid up with intentional flu. — Samuel Goldwyn

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