Witty Quotes

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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting. — Mel Brooks
Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar that is dumb, you know, may challenge double pity. — Walter Raleigh
Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long. — Lord Chesterfield
Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter,… — Lord Chesterfield
There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies. — Benjamin Franklin
Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention:… — William Shakespeare
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. — Larry Gelbart
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. — Irvin S. Cobb
M. J. Putney's writing has always been magical; now that she has turned her hand to the telling of a fantasy tale, it sparkles on… — Elizabeth Haydon
I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? — Kris Carr
Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel. — Diane Johnson
I'm in the back of a limousine with Charlie Chaplin and itâ€™s 1928. Charlie is beautiful; his body language seems to skip, and reel and… — Geoff Ryman
My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet… — Bipasha Basu
But you want to know about the influence of books on my life, and as I've said, there was only one. Seneca. . .Maybe that… — Mary Ann Shaffer
Atheism Explained is a gem. It is clear, informative, well-argued, provocative, often witty, and unfailingly interesting. David Ramsay Steele ranges over so many issues that… — Unknown Author
Now it's virtually impossible to write a game that successfully provides challenge and frustration, and that's a shame. We are going to lose something that… — Patrick Rothfuss
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? — Bob Dylan
The great trick of regarding small departures from the truth as the truth itself - on which is founded the entire integral calculus - is… — Georg C. Lichtenberg
Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things. — Augustus Hare
Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people.… — John Simm

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