Witty Quotes
- Hell is a half-filled auditorium. — Robert Frost
- I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry
- An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. — Stephen Fry
- Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live. — Margaret Fuller
- Love is metaphysical gravity. — R. Buckminster Fuller
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
- He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. — John Kenneth Galbraith
- My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told… — Indira Gandhi
- There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. — Mahatma Gandhi
- Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word. — Charles de Gaulle
- The graveyards are full of indispensable men. — Charles de Gaulle
- A clever man commits no minor blunders. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. — Samuel Goldwyn
- I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. — Samuel Goldwyn
- I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. — Samuel Goldwyn
- If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. — Samuel Goldwyn
- A Hospital is no place to be sick. — Samuel Goldwyn
- For your information, I would like to ask a question. — Samuel Goldwyn