Witty Quotes

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This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do… — Thomas Kretschmann
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match. — Erich Fromm
I adore pretty things & witty words. — Kate Spade
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry the Cable Guy
I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and… — Ciaran Hinds
... Tarrasch's 'dogmas' are not eternal truisms, but merely instructional material presented in an accessible and witty form, those necessary rudiments from which one can… — Garry Kasparov
I'm going to show you the real New York - witty, smart, and international - like any metropolis. Tell me this: where in Europe can… — Oriana Fallaci
The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or… — Toni Morrison
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you. — Mark Hoppus
I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell. — Rosser Reeves
Our sweetest hopes rise blooming. And then again are gone, They bloom and fade alternate, And so it goes rolling on. I know it, and… — Heinrich Heine
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that… — Virginia Woolf
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different… — Charles Simmons
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the… — Baltasar Gracian
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness. — Michel de Montaigne
Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make… — Marcel Proust
To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless. — Jean Giraudoux
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to… — Paula Poundstone
Your wit makes others witty. — Catherine the Great

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