Witty Quotes
- Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. — Albert Einstein
- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. — Albert Einstein
- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. — Albert Einstein
- Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. — Albert Einstein
- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. — Albert Einstein
- The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. — Albert Einstein
- It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion. — Albert Einstein
- A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
- It seems to me we can never give up longing and wishing while we are thoroughly alive. There are certain things we feel to be… — George Eliot
- Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. — George Eliot
- People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate. — George Eliot
- Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
- If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose… — Linda Ellerbee
- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. — Paul Erdos
- The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon
- The philosophy behind much advertising is based on the old observation that every man is really two men - the man he is and the… — William Feather
- What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. — Tim Ferriss
- Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. — Henry Fielding
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — W.C. Fields