Witty Quotes
- They who drink beer will think beer. — Washington Irving
- Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. — Christopher Isherwood
- Never put a sock in a toaster. — Eddie Izzard
- I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. — Eddie Izzard
- It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. — Clive James
- There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel
- The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. — Samuel Johnson
- Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. — Samuel Johnson
- Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement. — Samuel Johnson
- You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. — Erica Jong
- Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. — Erica Jong
- Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. — Erica Jong
- I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. — Michael Jordan
- Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. — Carl Jung
- A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away. — Bil Keane
- College isn't the place to go for ideas. — Helen Keller
- Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. — John F. Kennedy
- The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. — John F. Kennedy
- I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. — John F. Kennedy
- Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my… — Shahrukh Khan