Witty Quotes

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The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who,… — Baron de Montesquieu
Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years.… — Henry Fielding
The discovery of the good taste of bad taste can be very liberating. The man who insists on high and serious pleasures is depriving himself… — Susan Sontag
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side? — George Carlin
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to… — Friedrich Nietzsche
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. — Norbert Wiener
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one — George Gobel
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
We cannot see how the evidence afforded by the unquestioned progressive development of organised existence-crowned as it has been by the recent creation of the… — George Julius Poulett Scrope
Habit is a form of exercise. — Elbert Hubbard
Your wits make others witty. — Catherine the Great
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend. — Francis Bacon
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. — Joseph Addison
I think the single biggest thing that money gave me-and obviously I came from a place where I was a single mother and it really… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I would be a liar if I said I don't care [about my appearance]; yes, I care. I found it very difficult, when I first… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
You can choose, you can go one of two ways. You can be the person I probably admire more and say 'well I don't care… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Whatever money you might have, self-worth really lies in finding out what you do best. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.' I was deeply… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I believe in free will. Of those that, like us, are in a privileged situation at least. For you, for me: people who are living… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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