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This President is going to lead us out of this recovery. — Dan Quayle
The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other. — Dan Quayle
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. — Dan Quayle
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. — Dan Quayle
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of… — Dan Quayle
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. — Gilda Radner
Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your… — Ayn Rand
Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by… — Ayn Rand
The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. — Ayn Rand
God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive. — Ayn Rand
A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it; action presupposes a goal which is worth achieving. — Ayn Rand
Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral law. — Ayn Rand
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. — Ronald Reagan
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. — Ronald Reagan
Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man. — Ronald Reagan
One picture is worth 1,000 denials. — Ronald Reagan
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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