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Told Me Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another…
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…
- Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone…
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…
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- If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. — Isaac Asimov
- I don't think acting is addictive. If I stopped acting tomorrow, I really wouldn't care. If you told me that I would… — Alec Baldwin
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- A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other people what to do with their money. — Amiri Baraka
- I learned the songs and played the gigs, and then they called me about a month later. They told me they were… — Travis Barker
- After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they… — Roseanne Barr
- If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided… — Kate Beckinsale
- When I was a kid, my mother told me that if you could not be a good loser, then there's no way… — Halle Berry
- I was feeling real good and real manly. Until a real cowboy walked by and told me I had my hat on… — Michael Biehn
- A Latin teacher told me I might make a good actress, and that stuck in my memory. I did some modeling, and… — Jacqueline Bisset
- Music makes us want to live. You don't know how many times people have told me that they'd been down and depressed… — Mary J. Blige
- A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any… — Orlando Bloom