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Told Me Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- My friend just told me indirectly that I wasn't human. He was like all humans make mistakes :(
- This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's…
- I'm really bad at recognizing acronyms. Today this teenager told me 'YOLO' and I took it as 'chop me into little pieces with a screwdriver'.
- I start remembering all the times you told me you loved me and all the moments you took my breath away.
- A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.
- My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom.
- They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
- My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.
- My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's.
- My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption.
- Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House?
- The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I pee.
- They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
- My dentist told me I have a lot of cavities. If by cavities he means girls then yes, I have a lot of them.
- Some guy told me that girls like a guy with some sexual experience. So I sucked a bunch of dicks.
- I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life.
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