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We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. — Douglas Adams
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler
Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I… — Chandra Wilson
I normally work out six days a week. I'll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I'll do cardio on Mondays,… — Rachel Nichols
When I was about six, I saw my elder siblings play chess and pestered my mother into teaching me. Very soon, I… — Viswanathan Anand
He said he would come in,' the White Queen went on, `because he was looking for a hippopotamus. Now, as it happened,… — Lewis Carroll
The surface of the pond was green with fallen leaves. "How could you have been happy there? I know what you thought,… — Cassandra Clare
Hallo, Eeyore." "Same to you, Pooh Bear, and twice on Thursdays," said Eeyore gloomily. Before Pooh could say: 'Why Thursdays?' Christopher Robin… — A A Milne
Mondays and Thursdays are two bitches that I have to deal with. Monday's a bitch cause its the start of the week,… — Epifania Savea
I Hate Mondays..I Like Thursdays but I sure Love Fridays... — Jazz Dazzling
Boring life...same schedule...same office... same mondays,same tuesdays, same wednesdays, same thursdays, same fridays, same saturdays and same sundays...same 2009, same 2010, same… — Unknown Author

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