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Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…

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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Be a terror to the butchers, that they may be fair in their weight; and keep hucksters and fraudulent dealers in awe,… — Miguel de Cervantes
I love my body. I'm very much OK with it. I don't think artists are ever the ones who have the problem… — Kelly Clarkson
As our economy faces up to potential labour shortages due to our ageing population and as it moves to a new level… — Julia Gillard
In August, the large masses of berries, which, when in flower, had attracted many wild bees, gradually assumed their bright velvety crimson… — Henry David Thoreau
Everyone, both big and small, can pull their weight, and ensure that the hopes and dreams of every child become realities. — Alma Powell
We have to stop judging people who are struggling with their weight. — Mika Brzezinski
We have to make sure that our kids still feel good about themselves no matter what their weight, no matter how they… — Michelle Obama
People use me as a figurehead, and to me that misses the point and is blatantly offensive to thin women - my… — Robyn Lawley
For the record, my own loyalties are uncomplicated. I adore few humans more than I love books. I make no promises, but… — Ben Ehrenreich
The bridge of grace will bear your weight, brother. Thousands of big sinners have gone across that bridge, yea, tens of thousands… — Charles Spurgeon
You can find energizing moments in each aspect of your life, but to do so you must learn how to catch them,… — Marcus Buckingham
Teachers who don't pull their weight drag down the profession and their colleagues with it. — Andy Hargreaves

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